Sunday, January 31, 2010

Grammy's Fashion!






















Since there wasn't much of it, here are my quick thoughts...although more will soon be coming. Lady Gaga, girl, you did it up as you always do. You never fail to disappoint me! In general, just a fearless fashion risktaker and I, for one, love you for it! The costumes show the true meaning of being an artist and though I have, in the past, been opposed to the wild antics, I have fallen victim to your charm!






Beyonce, sweety, I don't want to say anything bad because I love you and you know I love you...but...really? You wore that? We all have our fashion flops...but this is not supposed to happen to you! I didn't know that you, Queen B, had any imperfections, but your fashion sense appears to be failing. Next time, leave the huge ugly earrings. Only bring those out when you are ugly, i.e. never.






Taylor Swift, though you are a young girl whose music I have no liking for, I do love love love the dress you wore to the Grammy's! Such a gorgeous deep blue that really stood out! I have to admit, I'm jealous it is not in my closet instead of on your back, however I am ... um.... a bit larger than you. You wear it very well, doll! Don't love you but I do have love for the dress. Who is your stylist?






Britney, are you going through it again? I am one of many rooting for your recovery and normalcy...please don't tell me you are failing us again! I mean this dress... I have no words, just facial expressions. Hopefully they send you to someone who knows what the hell they are doing...and fast! We need you to pull through and throw that damn dress away!






Carrie Underwood, wow! You found the Carrie within you! Celebrity God has done you well! This dress was finger licking...to die for! Ugh I hate you so much that I love you! The dress was perfection at its best! White is the newest color for the red carpet's, and it really does you well! I'm thinking white is the new black for this season! Wait...does that mean we will need tans?






Snooki, why were you even there?

A new and ...almost evertlasting... Heidi Montag


So apparently, Heidi Montag (one half of the duo Speidi), has gotten enouItalicgh plastic surgery to remake herself into something almost worth looking at. That is, if you like looking at a walking barbie doll...plastic wrapping and all. Lifeandstylemag.com reports that Montag received a "More than $50,000 full body overhaul on November 20,2009." Wow, that's an expensive body overhaul! What ever happened to loving the person you are, and accepting the looks that come along with it? I mean, the Celebrity God was not so unkind to this girl to begin with. My opinion is that Heidi Montag never was and never will be happy with herself, nor will she ever truly love herself, no matter how much money she spends on a new body. I mean come on. Do you have no parental guidance Heidi? You are in the same age range as me...and I'm still praying that my boobs will...just grow. Have we even finished forming yet? Next time I consider living in such a superficial world as California, I will quickly envision myself tied down in a box with plastic covering and a pair of plastic shoes upon my plastic feet. Chances are husband Spencer Pratt was the mastermind behind most of this decision. Good going Speidi! My final thoughts: disgusting! Thanks for showing the rest of us why we have it good compared to you! I know that I love myself the way that I am and no matter what...and until my breasts hit the floor, I will not be considering any type of overhaul!

On a lighter note, Heidi does not look so bad on the outside. Of course she looks $50,000 worth of great...whatever that truly means. I suppose she doesn't have to be able to move her face on her own, as she can afford to have it transformed. I assume she will have to go back for a change of expression next month because upon first glance, she looks rather upset. Let me enlighten those of you who are considering spending $50,000 on a makeover. Beauty is priceless, and it can not be obtained with dollars, only sense. Let us all come to our senses and learn from someone else's mistakes. Save your money and put it toward an education...

Brangelina separating...allegedly


Again?!?
Well, according to lifeandstylemag.com, "The unmarried couple met with a lawyer to prepare the equivalent of a prenuptial agreement-not to split up!"
My biggest surprise in this simply being that they weren't married. So much goes unnoticed in our celebrity world like the simple fact that these two have how many children together? Out of wedlock? Not so much a great thing to be showing to our younger generation...Or to your younger generation, but to each his own.
After my initial shock, my mind went straight to relief, thanking Celebrity God that this could finally be over. I mean I feel like we have been through it all with this couple and when is enough enough? First of all, Angelina, hunny, you are gorgeous and blessed but you definitely stole someone else's man, and did it in front of the millions of followers of the celebrity world. This is what I call karma. You certainly stole someone else's happiness by all means, and as the saying goes, you made your bed...so sleep in it! All because you wanted to have the world's most beautiful babies with the world's most beautiful man and be the world's most beautiful family. I mean really Angie (if I may call you that), there are plenty of different ways to go about having a family of your own, you just chose to be "THAT WOMAN".
I honestly don't think our misery of watching this family is over, as they are not actually separating...allegedly... but if only wishes were reality. I have never agreed with this couple and I will never accept them in my life.